don't forget your toothpaste

So I've been talking lately about what style of mo' that everyone's going to go with. The good old Handlebars is a popular look, some going for a bit more of a porno mo', others going for a bit of a thinner version. But yet nobody I know is going the Toothbrush

It was once a sign of class and style. It was a very high society style of mo' and all the businessmen about town wore them with pride. Charlie Chaplin even had one, as did whichever the fat one is between Laurel & Hardy. Then suddenly another guy came along sporting this look, and suddenly the toothbrush moustache became almost a sign of evil and suddenly it was very un-PC to have one. Who ruined this look?

Hitler.

Sure, he gassed and tortured a couple of jews here and there, but let's look at the true crime - destroying the coolness of facial hair that is the quiant toothbrush moustache. It's barely a mo' at all. Small, and very low maintenance. Personally, I'd love to grow a toothbrush moustache, but oh no, that's a look that I've been talked out of many times in the last week. Yet somehow the same style, but one lip down, call it a 'soul patch' and suddenly it's fashionable again.

Screw you, Hitler, you mo' wrecking bastard.

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